Blueyed boys

[maskitheclown]

This week's themes were Nicholas Hoult and Spencer/Dallon+Brendon.

If you don't know who Nicholas Hoult is, lemme show you :)

He was in About a Boy when he was just a baby and at 17ish he played Tony in first generation of Skins. More recently he played Hank/Beast in X-Men, and he was in A Single Man with Colin Firth.
He's 21 now, which means 50% of times you "nnnghh" at his photos you should feel ashamed. Here, let me help you with that.

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Hey! This is him :)

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Those are his actual eyes, yes. (the guy next to him is his Skins co-star)

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Sometimes, often thanks to Tom Ford, he is very dapper.

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And sometimes he looks like he has a secret collection of emo poems that would make Ryan Ross blush.

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Other times he looks like jailbait asshole with arms I wanna lick.

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Then Tom Ford dandies him up again.

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And fingers. I wanna lick his fingers too.

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Oh, him as Hank the X-nerd. Sweet :) (Though in this pic he actually reminds me of the guy who played Cyclops in the first X-men, which just makes me wanna give Alex complex brother-issues.)

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I have no idea what happened there.

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Beautiful photo. Can't guarantee he's over 18 in it though. (Shaameee.)

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Who cares though, look at his long sleeves and the shirt I wanna take off...

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Ah, thanks dude.

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Douchebag photo? Maybe, but...

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I need to find a way to combine it with this one.

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Creepy tan and angora sweater while he hits on a gay older teacher with those EYES. Ok.

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Whatever, don't judge me.

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Oh, bla.

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Interview!

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Also have some videos of him and Maxxie (Mitch Hewer) who is omg adorable, ADORABLE ADORABLE.

My favorite, sadly no embed Seriously though, orther than Rupert Graves I've never seen a supposedly* straight dude play so many bisexual/gay characters. *I'm not redefining his sexuality or anything, I just know he dates women publicly but I'm not sure he ever did the whole "I'm straight" thing, so it's all just assumed. He could be bi or whatever. His only comment on his first gay kiss was "he had stubble, I wasn't used to that."
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Mitch being hot and adorable:

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Maxxie dancing, also no embed.
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And now the Dallon/Spencer situation.


They just fit really well, y'know?
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Also I like how they touch.
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And how they smile at each other.
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Brendon wants it to happen. He'd watch.
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Random stuff:


Shaved!
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I know I know this photo but I had lost it and now it's here again. YAY!
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Look at his eyes!
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See, he wants to watch.
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Also, I'm not saying they are all totally having sex with each other...
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I'm just giving you photos and letting you draw your own conclusions.
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Sexy rockstars? Erm...

Comments

[lavendergaia]

I believe I have narrowed it down to teacher of something, guidance counselor, public relations specialist, and mediator.

I mean, the fact that they have Alex Summers who is Scott's YOUNGER BROTHER is just a whole lot of fuckery.

Super sucks, real!Moira is super awesome.

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

But you hate teaching. Also, guidance counselor and mediator, can you be unbiased enough for those?

Yeah, that one I figured out. It was so funny.

Aww. Smart women, like unicorns.

[lavendergaia]

I do? And I....maybe? I'm also wondering why I chose like every high stress job in the world.

Freakin....people.

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

You said you did :) I'm wondering too. Any reason why you're interested in these now?

Yep.

[lavendergaia]

I mean, I had small children, but who doesn't? And I took a test that my advisor told me to and I got this: http://www.mynextmove.org/explore/ip-print?t=o&z=4&i=001517251616

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming that was meant to be "hate" and alas, there are people who love them. And maybe one of them should teach them instead?

Social workers get shit pay though.

Also, I don't wanna say the test is shit but you got this "Substance Abuse & Behavioral Disorder Counselors" and just... um.

[lavendergaia]

Yes, it did mean hate. And there are more people studying to teach children than teachers needed.

Yeah, I wasn't really focused on that.

It's not really about your values and stuff like that, but you tell it what you like to do and then it assess your interests based on that and then comes the chart.

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

See, that's not for you. :P :D

Well, ok but it seems pretty random. Are you actually interested in doing any of these things?

[lavendergaia]

I have no idea what I want to do and those seem as good as anything else, I guess. I mean, PR is becoming a big field and mediation seems...cool... And if I want to be Tami Taylor when I grow up, I have to be a guidance counselor.

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

But, you like volcanoes. And tv.

[lavendergaia]

I do like volcanoes, but I am scared of all the math and science classes for the rest of my life. Also, I am not a huge fan of the outdoors, which geology is about. They go CAMPING.

I feel like TV is kind of a black hole to invest in, at least TV news because of how media changes so much and everything is going to be focused on internet news in my lifetime. Like people who want to go into newspaper journalism, that ain't happening. And if I worked behind the scenes, I would basically be paid minimum wage and I get paid that now without education.

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

Hm. ok, well, can you at least exclude things where you will unwillingly shape young minds?

I think you'd do good at some counseling thing but you would need to learn to be a bit more open to... smokers :D Also, lots of psychology and such.
I don't think there's such a thing as in ideal career now though. There are things you love, things that hire a lot, things that pay a lot and things that are easy to study, and if you find a career that combines just two of those you're super lucky.

[lavendergaia]

I mean, if I was a teacher, I'd teach high school. Probably high school seniors.

Right, I mean, if I was judgey, I'd just keep it to myself or rant to you. :P

I mean, I made charts:

Bachelor’s Degree
Teacher
Public Relations Specialist

Master’s Degree (or further education) needed
Guidance Counselor
Mediator


Major in:
Teacher: Geology, Political Science
Guidance Counselor: ?? Political Science? Psychology?
Public Relations: Public Relations
Mediator: ???


Median Pay in FL from Highest to Lowest
Public Relations Specialist: $52,000
Guidance: $51,800
Teacher: $48,900
Mediator: $40,300


Percentage of Job Change in Florida from Highest to Lowest:
Public Relations Specialist: +19%
Guidance Counselor: +13%
Mediator: +11%
Teacher: +10%

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

Cause they are the easiest of the bunch and not at all troubled?

*g* I feel special.

I like public relations and guidance specialist best on this list. But I'm not entirely sure what a PR specialist does. But, PR, so I can assume. Would you be able to do that? You do have a lot of opinions what DawnO did what she did with her network.

[lavendergaia]

Well, I watch at LOT of CW shows and I don't see that not happening in the future, so I'll be able to connect with them more. Also, they're not small children or middle schoolers, who are all possessed in their own way.

*snuggles* I don't know which of these I can take to Canada though.

PR people write press releases, gather information and learn how to spin it so it's a positive thing. I mean, it wouldn't be opinion pieces, it's taking facts and making them say what you want them to say.

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

O.o nooo

*snuggle* we can be married in Canada if you're a PR specialist for sure.

sounds cool.

[lavendergaia]

I am not allowed to watch CW shows?

*cuddles* This is true. I like the idea of having a job that you can travel with, whether or not I would ever actually do that. Nice to have the option, you know?

I think it could be. The University of Florida has some insane school supply rules for it, which make me sad and Florida State University wants you to have a portfolio of work you've done, which...like, I'm a sophomore who works, when do I have time to have an unpaid internship to get you a portfolio?

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

You are not allowed to base real life relationships on behaviors seen on CW shows.

*kidnaps* Definitely, yep.

Lol wth. I don't know what school supply rules are though?
But the job itself seems like it would suit you.

[lavendergaia]

Well, noooo, but still. I don't think any of my students will fuck their brothers.

*snuggles* We could live in Vancouver cuz it is warmer there.

Like, you have to have a top of the line Macbook Pro with a ton of software including Adobe Design which costs only about $1900.

You think so?

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

No but they will smoke and do pot and have abusive parents and be shitheads and swing their dicks around and not care at all about what you're saying and you won't get to see them party and get it on, just the "stfu you stupid adult" thing they have going on in class.

I'm ok with Vancouver. It's Canada, but there's Jensen.

Fucking shit.

I do. I've seen you debate things, you have a good way with words.

[lavendergaia]

I mean, I will discourage the smoking and pot, but as long as it's not affecting them, well...kids'll be kids.

Yes, and it is the warmest part of Canada. Plus, it is a big city, which I think helps with PR.

Yeah. I thought it would be like a couple hundred dollars which is still way too much, but I looked it up and thought I was about to have a heart attack.

*nuzzles* Thank you.

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

Ook.

I like big cities. Yay wedding!

That's way too much. Are those your only options? Those two schools I mean.

<3

[lavendergaia]

...I could maybe make it work maybe...

Big cities are good. :D

No, not my only options, they're just the best/most well known public schools in Florida. There are other options though, I'm just disappointed that if I do go for PR, that I can't apply to them.

<3 <3

[maskitheclown.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as it's known that I'm not a fan of the idea.

Yess! :D

Ah. It does suck, yeah. I mean, you want to go to college so you can find a job and get rich. If you already had a job and were rich, you wouldn't have to do it, ffs.

[lavendergaia]

So you think I should just do PR and we can move to Canada and have a wedding then? :P

Basically! It's like saying "You cannot do this unless you are rich. Nah nah nah nah nhah!"