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maskitheclown ([personal profile] maskitheclown) wrote2012-03-08 03:09 pm

Loki/Martin Crieff AKA Why you never want me in your fandom

Loki:

"Loki is a fictional character, a supervillain that appears in publications by Marvel Comics. He is the adoptive brother and archenemy of Thor. He is based on the being of the same name from Norse mythology. "

In the movies Thor and Avengers he is played by Tom Hiddleston.



Martin:

Martin Crieff is a character from a BBC Radio 4 comedy, Cabin Pressure. "He has wanted to be a pilot since he was six years old (before which he wanted to be an aeroplane). He suffers, however, from a distinct lack of ability in that department. He was rejected by at least one flight school, and had to put himself through the required coursework, barely qualifying for his certification - on his seventh attempt. He took the job with MJN for no salary at all, as long as he could be Captain.[6] He appears to have no outside interests beyond flying. He is a stickler for procedures and regulations, but is more prissy than pompous. At the end of series two he tells Douglas that he survives financially by running a delivery service using the van he inherited from his father."

He is voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch.



Sidenote, Benedict and Tom were in War Horse together, and there are interviews with the two of them being precious.




That was your intro.

Now, I've been looking for a perfect match for Martin for a long time. He is shipped with his first officer mostly and I like it but I wanted to look around a bit. I was looking for someone really nice though because he really deserves a lot of love. ... Now go back up and read the first paragraph. Yep, supervillain. (A few months ago I also inspired a great Martin/Moriarty - evil genius from Sherlock WHOM I DON'T EVEN LIKE! - fic so really, I don't know what's wrong with me, let's just move on.)
Basically last night I finally watched Thor, which I postponed for a while precisely because I knew what my reaction to Loki would be. I have a thing for Loki the god even when he's not being supremely hot. And I liked him in Thor, a lot, and my brain said "Hey! You know who he'd be great with!?" and I said "no no" but the brain just WENT ON and totally ignored me. So here we are.

It's not a fic though, it's a playlist, based on a fic that so far thankfully only lives in my head. It's split in 3 parts, because I need proper into music dammit. So the first part are Loki's songs before Martin, the second are Martin's before he meets Loki and the third are the two of them together, though from different points of view.



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Loki:


Placebo - Broken Promise

A broken promise,
I was not honest,
Now I watch as tables turn,
And you're singing -

I'll wait my turn,
To tear inside you,
Watch you burn..
And I'll wait my turn,
To terrorize you,
Watch you burn.

...

And this is a promise,
Promise is a promise


Tyr - By the Sword in My Hand

By the sword in my hand
I will conquer the land
I will decimate and decapitate
Those who question the sword in my hand

...

I hold the final truth of all eternity
It happens to include my own superiority
Mischief of the past has come to seal your destiny
Kneel before me now or I will have your head for heresy


Syntax - Destiny

How can I change the path that I'm on
this is my destiny
this is my life my own right or wrong
bring it on back to me
How can I say what it is that I want
wisdom speak to me



Martin:


Frank Turner - Father's Day

When I was sixteen I cut myself a Mohawk,
Because I wanted to walk the walk,
And not just talk the talk,
But it was a bit of a disaster because
I did the sides with kitchen scissors,
Because I didn't have any clippers,
And I didn't want to use a beard-trimmer
I've made that mistake before.

When you got home you didn't want to talk about what I've done.
You said I've let you down, I've fucked around, when I was only having fun.

...

What's the point in us making vows that we're never going to keep?


The Airborne Toxic Event - Innocence

I lost my innocence today
I could feel her in my bones
My bones, my bones, my bones
My blood, my blood, my blood, my blood

And I woke up, tired, scared and sad
Soaked, drained, I felt so bad

...

And this light from the window of my car
She'll never see it, oh my God
I was so surprised, it blew up in my face
Lord, I lost my nerve, oh my God
Oh my God, oh my... God


Day One - Bad Before Good

I want good now,
But it's gotta get bad before it gets good,
That's what you say.

...

You say it's hard now,
But good things come from this,
So I'll keep on living on your promises,



Together:


The Black Keys - Howling for You

I must admit
I can't explain
Any of these thoughts
Racing through my brain

...

There's something wrong
With this plot
The actors here have not got a clue
Baby I'm howling for you


Anna Calvi - Desire

The sky is getting dark tonight
Darker then the fear that's gonna pull us apart
The beating is the sound of love
The sound of love is beating like a fevered heart
And it's the fire, the fire, the fire
It's heavenly, heavenly
Desire, desire

...

And it's just the devil in me
It's just a door to the devil gathered in disguise
Taking me by the hand
And leading me, leading me off to the fire


Black Lab - This Night


There are things
I have done
There's a place
I have gone
There's a beast
And I let it run
Now it's running . . .
My way

...

I know I'm not forgiven
But I need a place to sleep


Mark Ronson (Boy George) - Somebody to Love Me

I don't wanna see you go
I want somebody to love me


O. Children - Ezekiel's Son

Bring me a prayer
And I'll watch over you
The way that you are
The things that you do
'Cause I'm with you


Sneaker Pimps - Bloodsport

I wish I'd never seen your face
Better done wonder phase
I need an echo, not your praise
Straying from the god you nailed

...

Sex and love is not a game
A game is something you can win
Maybe something kind of fun
'Cause love is just a bloodsport, son


Ben Lee - Aftertaste

Destiny was never up to me
And it's not my fault,
Your love's like salt

...

The aftertaste is gonna break my heart
Feels like its over before it starts

...

And I really didn't need this
Don't wanna be this
Don't wanna see this
I'm fallin' in,
I'm going there again


BRMC - Promise

Son, I see it in your eyes,
There is a burden you cannot hide,
But in their arms, you feel so alive,
And in the moment you're cast aside.

...

I'll comfort, I'll stay with you...
It's a promise not forgotten.


Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool

You're just a poor misguided fool
Who thinks they know what I should do
A line for me and a line for you
I lose my right to a point of view

Whenever you reach for me
I'll be your guide
Whenever you need someone
To keep it inside

Whenever you need a home
I will be there
Whenever you're all alone
And nobody cares


Fun. - All Alright

I guess it's all alright.
I got nothing left inside of my chest,
But it's all alright.
And now all my loves that come back to haunt me.
My regrets and texts sent to taunt me.
I never claimed to be more than a one-night stand
I've given everyone I know
A good reason to go.
But I came back with the belief
That everyone I love is gonna leave me.

...

And I know, oh no,
You've fallen from the sun.
Crashing through the clouds.
I see you burning out.
And I know, oh no,
That I put up a front
But maybe, just this once,
Let me keep this one.


Nick Cave - Do you Love me (P2)

Onward! And Onward! And Onward I go
Where no man before could be bothered to go
Till the soles of my shoes are shot full of holes
And it's all downhill with a bullet

...


This city is an ogre squatting by the river
It gives life but it takes it away, my youth
There comes a time when you just cannot deliver
This is a fact. This is a stone cold truth.
Do you love me? I love you, handsome.


One Less Reason - If You Want Me

I know it's not my place
To tell you what you're doing wrong
Sometimes I think about your face
And there's times that I don't think of you at all

So tell me you need me and I will stay
You believe me and I will wait
That you'd come back for me every time I fall
In your heart there's just no place
There's no room to make a mistake
And with one wrong turn you would never make it home

...

If you want me
Then you got me
Just never leave me alone


Depeche Mode - I Feel You

I feel you
Your sun it shines
I feel you
Within my mind
You take me there
You take me where
The kingdom comes
You take me to
And lead me through
Babylon

This is the morning of our love
It's just the dawning of our love


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