awww, okay. go have fun in the shower lol. and have a lugh at this

jon: is myrtle beach all right?
us in unison: NO!
jon: are there any places we cloud play there? how many people would come?
stephanie: all our friends!
jon: so like, twenty? you can make your parents come!
stephanie: my mom would try to sleep with you (bc she would, that lil witch D:)
jon: she tried to sleep with me?!
stephanie: no but she would.
jon: i have a girlfriend.
all of us in unison again: she doesn't care.
jon: oh, one of *those* moms...