LoL

I need to make a diagram. Or something. Cause this shit is too funny and too confusing. BRB. 

Diagram. Or something.

K, so... The Young Veins are working on a new album with a little help of their friend Alex Greenwald who is in (hiatus) Phantom Planet.
Panic are going on a tour with 2 new members:
Ian Crawford (guitar) - he (other than being in the Cab) is a relative of Shane Valdez who is no longer married to used to room with Brendon and was Panic's photographer/documentarist.
Dallon Weekes (bass) - he is good friends with, and has apparently done music with Darren Robinson, who was/is in Phantom Planet with Alex Greenwald.

My brain is imploding.

I'm sure everyone who's been in musical fandoms longer than me is used to this kind of thing by now and not nearly is fascinated as I am.
But I'm still a n00b and I get to enjoy it :)
( No, really, I made a pic )

The Shane thing is like... not really supposed to be there but he's still friends with Ryan and Jon so it totally counts. I did make it transparent tho :) To be fair.

ETA: The way Chrome processes LJ posting makes me wanna kick something fluffy.
ETA MORE: NO, REALLY, KICK IT.

Rossberg

 Wait, if Ryan married Z does that mean I can't crush on her pretty alien face any more? :(
(I have a mental blockage on married people.) Oh, please just be stoned, Ryan Ross? 

Home?

 Big screen? Check
Pictures everywhere? Check
Youtube? Check

OMG I'M HOME!!

Bob Bryar and Patrick Stump overload NOW PLS, LIFE!

Also, Ryan, could you please stop the weddingnight sexing to post a "lol just kidding" or "no, for reals, here's a scan of the certificate"?