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maskitheclown) wrote2010-03-06 04:04 pm
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phaha, nooo.
World is full of fandoms in which you can write "beautiful fingers" and mean -clean, manicured, soft- y'know, 'beautiful' like the moon reflecting in the water is 'beautiful'.
Bandom is just not one of them. :) And I mean that with like, all the love in the world. Musician-fingers are freaky. They are broken and spread out and peeled and splinted and wounded and bleedy and callused.
The one time I tried playing the guitar and my friend pressed my finger on the neck so it was actually strong enough I flipped in my head - There's a wire under my finger! OMG THERE'S A WIRE UNDER MY FINGER STOP PRESSING!
But I'm cool so all I said was "Hm, I don't think this is for me."
Piano went somewhat better, and I was pretty frikkin good at it, but then we got to the part were I was like:
"Yeah, my pinky can't do that."
"Sure it can, you just have to..."
"Nooo."
"But if you just..."
"Nuh-huh."
"Your fingers will..."
"HURT. FOREVER. OMG SHUTTUP NO."
Don't get me wrong. Their fingers ARE ~beautiful. But they are beautiful because of what they do, not because of what they look like.
Two pics under the cut, one seriously GIGANTIC, to prove my point.
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OMG LOOK AT HIS (right hand index) FINGER! HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS TWO THUMBS. Ouch ouch ouch! The only way my fingers could do that would be if I broke them and then made sure they healed wrongly and maybe not even then! How is he not crying?
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These two look like they spent the day digging out potatoes. I should know, because I actually did that.
Bandom is just not one of them. :) And I mean that with like, all the love in the world. Musician-fingers are freaky. They are broken and spread out and peeled and splinted and wounded and bleedy and callused.
The one time I tried playing the guitar and my friend pressed my finger on the neck so it was actually strong enough I flipped in my head - There's a wire under my finger! OMG THERE'S A WIRE UNDER MY FINGER STOP PRESSING!
But I'm cool so all I said was "Hm, I don't think this is for me."
Piano went somewhat better, and I was pretty frikkin good at it, but then we got to the part were I was like:
"Yeah, my pinky can't do that."
"Sure it can, you just have to..."
"Nooo."
"But if you just..."
"Nuh-huh."
"Your fingers will..."
"HURT. FOREVER. OMG SHUTTUP NO."
Don't get me wrong. Their fingers ARE ~beautiful. But they are beautiful because of what they do, not because of what they look like.
Two pics under the cut, one seriously GIGANTIC, to prove my point.
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OMG LOOK AT HIS (right hand index) FINGER! HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS TWO THUMBS. Ouch ouch ouch! The only way my fingers could do that would be if I broke them and then made sure they healed wrongly and maybe not even then! How is he not crying?
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These two look like they spent the day digging out potatoes. I should know, because I actually did that.
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@mizu0810 supposing I did I would not talk about it. I do believe they are okay. Well enough to twist the throttle on his motorbike. Vrooom
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uhm, i mean... i'm happy he's still able to play. because if not, that would be TERRIBLE.
also, this made me laugh http://i27.tinypic.com/5zo8ih.png
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I'm kinda going through his tweets now collecting all the stuff I notice refer to Bob or MCR. I mean, I'm bitter, but he's WHOA bitter :) It kinda suits my mood :)
Like:
Trey_Wilson: @iamjustbrian do you still manage My chemical Romance ??
Brian: @Trey_Wilson nope. And we don't talk about them here either or we get blocked. Capiche?
Hee, I remember seeing that, it's so cool :D
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i have muso hands but ALSO i already had funny fingers, and my thumbs bend all wonky ANYWAY. :D
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:D Maybe there's a connection between funny fingers and musicians? :)
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